An oldie but a goodie.
Before going duck shooting Chester says to his mate Earl, "I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out on the pond. If there aren’t many ducks out there, I’m not going hunting".
So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks
Chester says "Well I’m not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out
Earl says "You’re going to take the dog’s barks for the truth?"
Earl doesn’t believe it, so he goes to look for himself.
When he gets back he says "I don’t believe it. There really are only two ducks out there! Where did you get that dog?"
Chester says "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you
want one, you can get one from him".
So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has.
The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks.
Minutes later the dog returns shaking its head with a stick in its
mouth, and starts humping Earl’s leg.
Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says "This dog
is a fraud. I want my money back!"
The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back shaking its head with a stick in its mouth, and started humping his leg.
The breeder says "Earl, dogs can’t talk………..
He was trying to tell you there are more f****** ducks out there than you can
shake a stick at".