Naughty Friday funny – Making it to 101

Reporter:  Can you give us some  health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie:   For better digestion I drink beer.

In the case of appetite loss  I drink white wine.

For low blood pressure. I drink Red  Wine.

In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. 

And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.

Reporter:  When do you drink water?

Hattie:   I’ve never been that sick

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this:
search previous next tag category expand menu location phone mail time cart zoom edit close