I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.
I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”
He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.”
Well I just cracked up, couldn’t stop laughing, then said, “That’s gonna be a bit awkward is it?”
“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”
Older readers will get the tenuous connection between the image and the joke but you youngsters will need to Google “Dr Richard Kimble.” My defence is there just weren’t any cartoons of a one armed man on Google images.