Naughty Friday funny–The concerned husband

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife:

Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.

Inspector :- What is her height?

Husband :- I never checked.

Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.

Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector :- Colour of eyes?

Husband :- Never noticed.

Inspector :- Colour of hair?

Husband :- Changes according to season.

Inspector :- What was she wearing?

Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :- Was she driving?

Husband :- Yes.

Inspector :- Colour of the car? . . . . .

Husband :- Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.  And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………………….and then the husband started crying…

Inspector:- Don’t worry sir,…..We will find your car.

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