A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife:
Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector :- What is her height?
Husband :- I never checked.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.
Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :- Colour of eyes?
Husband :- Never noticed.
Inspector :- Colour of hair?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :- Was she driving?
Husband :- Yes.
Inspector :- Colour of the car? . . . . .
Husband :- Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door………………….and then the husband started crying…
Inspector:- Don’t worry sir,…..We will find your car.