Naughty Friday funny–A couple of Irish jokes

Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

 

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An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable.

His wife says "Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?"

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.

"Here boy" he replies.

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