Naughty Friday funny–Opportunist

Friend of mine woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering different parts of his body.

Wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.

It was obvious he’d been in a serious accident.

As he regained consciousness he heard her say, ‘You may not feel anything from the waist down.’

Much heartened he managed to mumble in reply, ‘Can I feel your tits, then?’

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