Friend of mine woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering different parts of his body.
Wires monitoring every function, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
It was obvious he’d been in a serious accident.
As he regained consciousness he heard her say, ‘You may not feel anything from the waist down.’
Much heartened he managed to mumble in reply, ‘Can I feel your tits, then?’