Naughty Friday funny–Two drunk wives

Two women friends, had gone for a girl’s night out on the Town.

However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend Sheela, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next a grave that had a wreath with ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, one husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other’s husband and said, “These dam girls’ night out have got to stop – I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.”

“You think you’ve got problems” said the other husband, “Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her bum that says…. ‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you"

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