Naughty Friday funny–Aussie help line

Australians can ring for assistance when abroad. You can see here how wide ranging their assistance can be.


“ G’Day Mate, Australian Helpline, how can I help?”

“ I’m in Bali and my Sheila’s been stung by a wasp and now her pussy has completely closed up!”

“ Bummer mate!”

“ Thanks mate. I hadn’t thought of that. Bye.”


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