Naughty Friday funny–The scared man at the dentist

The female dentist prepares the needle to give the bloke with the toothache an anaesthetic injection.

“No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the guy said.

So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again.

“I can’t do the gas thing either.  The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”

She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill.

“No objection,” the patient says, “’I’m fine with pills.”

When she returns she says, “Here’s a Viagra and a glass of water.”

The guy says, “Wow! I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”

“It doesn’t,” she said, "but it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out………..”

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9 thoughts on “Naughty Friday funny–The scared man at the dentist

    1. I didn’t know where the punch line was going which always impresses me.

      When Liz goes to tell me a joke she always starts with “Have you heard this one before..” (The answer is usually yes but it’s no good trying to fake it with the Missus)

  1. I was going to say “I didn’t see that one coming”…but then I would have had to say “That’s what she said.”

    “The answer is usually yes but it’s no good trying to fake it with the Missus)”
    That’s what she said! 😉

  2. I once had a motherly-looking dentist with big boobs. I’m convinced the pain was always less intense when she was closely attending to my choppers.

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