Meet Australia’s Representative for the upcoming Wive Carrying Championship in Finland.
(Blame the Finns for this one. It’s all their fault.)
It was never within the Grand Universal Blueprint for every human to be bountifully blessed with elite-level athletic ability.
Some of us got it, but most missed out.
The decision was a no-brainer really.
I’ve been selected by the Institute of Sport to represent Australia at the International Wife Carrying Championships in Finland next year.
My selection does not of course come without onerous responsibilities being attached. Carrying Mrs GOF speedily and safely across the finishing line on my back is just one of them.
Accordingly I have a training support team…. not only to make sure I can complete the 253 metre course in less than 1 minute 20 seconds, but also to coach me to the highest levels of International diplomacy, sportsmanship and modesty expected from one who is destined to become an athletic role model for future…
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