An 86-year-old man goes for a medical. All of his test results come back normal.
The doctor says, " John everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
John replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.
When I’m done, *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow, that’s incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls John’s wife. "Marianne, he says, John is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, *poof* the light goes off?"
"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.
"He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"