Duck season has just started in Victoria so somehow this seems appropriate. ….
The duck hunter from Lake Eildon walked over to a tree and propped up his shotgun. Just then a gust of wind blew and the shotgun fell over, and discharged … Shooting himself in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a Melbourne hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.’"
"What’s the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn’t too bad," the hunter said. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," said the doctor. "She’s a flute player in the West Australian Symphony Orchestra. She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t piss in your eye."