Naughty Friday funny – An early Easter road safety message

Please be careful on the roads this Easter.

A recent  joint study conducted by the Vic. Dept. of Health and the Road Traffic Authority found that 23% of road accidents are alcohol-related!

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by dummies  who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, fruit juices, and milkshakes.

Therefore, beware of those selfish, inconsiderate bastards who do not drink  alcohol.

They cause three times as many  accidents.

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3 thoughts on “Naughty Friday funny – An early Easter road safety message

  1. Easter? We haven’t even gotten through Valentine’s Day yet. I don’t think Lent has even started. Which reminds me, I wonder if DUI incidents drop during Lent when some people give up liquor. I suspect not.

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