Please be careful on the roads this Easter.
A recent joint study conducted by the Vic. Dept. of Health and the Road Traffic Authority found that 23% of road accidents are alcohol-related!
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by dummies who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, fruit juices, and milkshakes.
Therefore, beware of those selfish, inconsiderate bastards who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.