Naughty Friday funny–Sex with Paddy

Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy’s mini van when suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"

Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both collapse in ecstasy.

About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these marks having sex?"

Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that she allowed the kinky boy to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she did.

 
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because in all my years as a doctor, you’ve got the worst case of van aerial disease that I’ve ever seen."

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7 Replies to “Naughty Friday funny–Sex with Paddy”

    1. I wonder if Paddy now uses a coat hanger for an aerial?

      I don’t know if that is just an Aussie thing or universal. It always makes me laugh when I see it and I guess it works to a degree.

      1. I’ve seen coat hangers on old junker cars here in the States, and heard it called “redneck radar’ or “hillbilly high-tech.” With so few newer-model cars built with antennas anyway, it’s a rare sight these days.

    1. Close, GOF.

      Karijini National Park over in the North West. This wasn’t far from Millstream which is a stunning green oasis in the desert and I was going to use one of the Millstream photos but in the end I opted for the more traditional oranges in the landscape.

      Some folk went troppo when they went to the North West but it looks beautiful to me and I was there for 4 years so it wasn’t just a passing phase.

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