Naughty Friday funny–Sunday morning sex

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He’d still be alive if that bloody ice cream truck hadn’t come along."

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3 thoughts on “Naughty Friday funny–Sunday morning sex

  1. Ha! I love it. But a bell on our ice cream trucks would be an improvement. Here the trucks play music on a loudspeaker, chosen apparently by someone with no sense of seasonal or musical propriety. We hear “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” in sweltering July and “Life is a Cabaret,” the lyrics of which being somewhat inappropriate for vending ice cream to children. To say nothing of “La Cucaracha”….

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