Naughty Friday funny–Tough times in the US of A

The recession has hit America really hard ………………congress

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t
afford batteries.

 
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills have had to fire their nannies and learnt their
children’s’ names.

 
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.

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3 thoughts on “Naughty Friday funny–Tough times in the US of A

  1. Oh, Peter, it’s not that bad. CEOs have only switched to playing public courses instead of their private clubs. You can spot them quite easily. They’re the ones with the thousand-dollar mashers, complaining non-stop about the terrible condition of the carts and the greens and how they’ve affected their game. šŸ˜‰

  2. I read these to my co-workers!

  3. LOL! This is awesome! Thanks for the laugh.

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