Naughty Friday funny–Tough times in the US of A

The recession has hit America really hard ………………congress

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t
afford batteries.

 
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills have had to fire their nannies and learnt their
children’s’ names.

 
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.

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3 Replies to “Naughty Friday funny–Tough times in the US of A”

  1. Oh, Peter, it’s not that bad. CEOs have only switched to playing public courses instead of their private clubs. You can spot them quite easily. They’re the ones with the thousand-dollar mashers, complaining non-stop about the terrible condition of the carts and the greens and how they’ve affected their game. šŸ˜‰

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