Naughty Friday funny–The suicide

Delayed again this week but not for rapture reasons this time. I did my back in and couldn’t sit at the PC. It’s much better now and I hardly even cried when the physio got stuck into it. Now to the NFf. One that may have been cleaned up somewhat.

A tough looking group of bikers on Harleys were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  "What are you doing?"
"I’m going to commit suicide" she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don’t like me dressing up as a girl…"


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