Naughty Friday funny – Aussie weather report

Seeing as we are waiting for the high water mark on our local river today, I think it’s time for this joke. And for those who have emailed to ask how we are going, we are probably as high above the river as you can get if you are not standing on the bridge over the railway line. By the look of the water level so far I think some folk have been frightened by the Qld floods which are far more serious. We might not even see the Wimmera River breach its banks.

It was April and the Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn’t tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he had an idea…….

He walked out to the telephone booth on the highway, called the Bureau of Meteorology and asked, ‘Is the coming winter in this area going to be cold?’

The meteorologist responded, ‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold.’

So the elder went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the Bureau of Meteorology again….. ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?’

The meteorologist again replied, ‘Yes, it’s going to be a very cold winter.’

‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’ he asked.

‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever.’

‘How can you be so sure?’ the elder asked.


The weatherman replied…………….

‘Our satellites have reported that the Aboriginals in the north are collecting firewood like crazy, and that’s always a sure sign.’

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8 thoughts on “Naughty Friday funny – Aussie weather report

  1. This is one of my new favorite jokes! It’s a nice little commentary on humans in general. Thanks for the big grin and I am SO glad your area had a false alarm.

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