Naughty Friday funny – The Farmer’s strip tease

Paddy is passing by Mick’s hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in frontimage of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

"What the feck are you doing Mick" says Paddy.

"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me, says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I should do something sexy to a tractor".

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4 thoughts on “Naughty Friday funny – The Farmer’s strip tease

    1. This is one of the best in my view.

      It paints a beautiful picture before the punchline which I failed to guess.

      Always a good sign.

  1. This is your BEST EVER!!!!! 🙂

    1. I’d have to agree GOF.

      Beautifully crafted.

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