The arrival of the movie Captain Marvel in 4D gave me the opportunity to see this flick in both 3D and 4D formats and it’s surprising how different the experience was.For those unaware of the 4D system it has moving seats, wind, water sprays. and lightening displays on the roof. Awesome fun.Firstly, it’s an excellent …
Love this one. Talk about an equal opportunity slag off. 🤗
The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election day sausage sizzle, saying that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidatory towards female voters.
A spokesperson for the greens explained the call to ban the sausage to The (un)Australian saying: “For too long voters have been forced to endure children trying to foist a sausage on people as they line up to vote, the smell of burning dead animals is horrific and then you’re confronted with this giant phallic symbol, it’s too much I just want to vote damn it and aggressively push my Green party how to vote card on other voters..”
When we raised the issue of the election day sausage sizzle being a great way for schools and community groups to raise funds the spokesperson responded by saying: “They could sell tofu or salad…
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Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign.
“The type of actions that we have seen happen in New Zealand are truly appalling, we should never shoot those whose beliefs we disagree with,” said the Minister for the Dark Arts. “Why use violence when you can use words or indefinite detention in an offshore processing facility to get your own way.”
“If this gunman had just left it to the Government we would have had multiple press conferences and a million dollar ad campaign that would scare the entire country into voting us back into power. Now we might not get a chance to run that campaign because if we do we might get egged.”
When asked what actions he would be taking in light of…
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With the public humiliation of Pell recently, we should also remember he should be heading more more trouble when his enabling behaviour is considered.Tim Minchin wrote this song when George was refusing to come home to face the Royal Commission which he eventually did, and where he gave the shocking evidence that he “didn’t much …
How courageous is this? In an attempt to give the Nats current Leader whatisface a profile, Scott has decided giving him a nickname was a good idea. We may have to file it under "knee jerk decisions that backfired" after the derision it was met with. 😉 What Morrison failed to recognise is that the …
Have you been missing the Barnaby show? Good news.
Families man and aspiring Nationals party leader Barnaby Joyce has announced that this Friday night he will jump over a shark whilst riding a coal powered motor bike.
“For too long people in this country have been demonising coal, so this Friday night I will show not only Australia but the world what coal can do,” said Special Envoy for the Drought Barnaby Joyce. “I bet my so called colleague Michael What’s His Name won’t be doing this.”
“Knowing him he’ll probably be at home with his wife and kids like the married man he is. Not old Barnaby though I’m gonna jump a shark, again.”
When asked how jumping a shark on a coal fired motor bike would benefit anyone let alone the Morrison Government this close to an election, Mr Joyce replied: “Heyyyyy the only ones opposed to this would be some tree hugging hippie. I mean it’s…
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An oldie but a goodie.